But Did You Save The Project Receipt?
The ugly (as in "should be arrested for wearing it in public") sweater.
The 100-pack of sausages from around the globe.
The autographed autobiography of Charlie Sheen.
Tube socks and Old Spice.
So, do we have any other nominations for re-gifting? Or should we do society a favor and make sure these things make it to the nearest dumpster, never to see the light of day again? They are officially known as the undesirable Christmas present. The first year I was married, my wife's grandmother sent me some very "interesting" underwear that was two sizes too small. Suffice it to say, I was thankful that there was a gift receipt that came with them.
Unfortunately, projects do not come with gift receipts. Some of them should. We tend to lock our projects down with constraints the way we lock our friends and family down with Aunt Maude's Fruit Cake (which is actually the same cake that was baked in 1951, the year she was married, and has been regifted for the past 60 years).
Being on the receiving end of projects, I've been gifted with some real stinkers. While I generally enjoy the challenge of project recoveries, there are some traits which make certain project rescues better than others. And there are other projects that are the equivalent of the bedazzled and hand-painted Christmas tie. One year I got a claims system project with a bi-polar sponsor, a passive-aggressive team, and a vendor with delusions of grandeur. Another one was a compliance project where the previous project manager had annoyed everybody to the point he was ostracized, the sponsor was young and clueless, and the lead BA had the charm of a porcupine.
The trick to avoid getting stuck with a dog gift is simple: set some expectations early with your key project stakeholders. Think of it as giving yourself a VISA gift card. Set some general parameters or boundaries. This allows the project manager to avoid micromanaging stakeholders, the project equivalent of being forced to wear the light-up sweatshirt that blinks "I brake for reindeer." A good idea is creating a "How We Work Together" document at the BEGINNING of a project. If 90% of a project manager's time should be spent in communication, then setting expectations up front on boundaries, scope, and parameters will be critical to creating a relevant and meaningful experience.
What about you? How do you prevent receiving the project equivalent of the hand-knitted Santa Claus tissue-cozy?
(Modified from a post I published for Iowabiz)

We've had quite a project rescue and recovery trip through SPARTA this week. To get the full context of these points, I welcome you to read
In rescuing a failing project, eventually a new project plan needs to be constructed. TASKS (the 'T' in SPARTA) need to be defined (or redefined). In building a project plan for a project rescue, tasks will probably need more scrutiny than they were given the first time. There is a lot of skeptism regarding the ability of the team to execute the project successfully. Your recovery team's credibility is on the chopping block, as well as your reputation as project manager.
At one client site, there was another project manager who was working on an imaging system implementation. Most of the imaging infrastructure was outsourced to the vendor, and the project manager was there to ensure that the requirements and standards were in place and that the data structure was ready to interface with the new imaging system once it was installed.
OK, so with all the hullabaloo about the re-release of The Omen on 6-6-6 (clever marketing, regardless of the quality of the movie), it stands to reason that somebody should take to task the Damien of project management, the demon of Carpe Factum, the true 666 of accomplishment: Scope Creep.

When is it appropriate to call it quits on a "bad" project and give it a decent burial? Ah, 'tis a question for the ages, one that has befuddled many a project manager and executive sponsor. If you've thrown $10 million after a project over the past eight years that has produced only an itty-bitty teensy-weensy sliver of the grandeur originally promised, is that enough to keep the project on life support to allow it just one more chance to make good on its promises?

