When Bailouts Don't Make Sense
If you're looking the latest rhetorical wisdom about Wall Street and Congressional votes and financial bailouts... keep looking.
Yesterday, I was able to witness another type of failed bailout, but this was indisputably a good one. I had taken my dog, Zorro, to our local PetSmart store to be groomed. When I dropped him off, the groomer told me 4:00. When I returned at 4:00, the groomer got testy with me and informed me that she had said "I SAID between 4:00 and 4:30." OK, so much for customer service. I went to pick up my children from daycare and school and returned at 4:40. "I need 15 more minutes" was the curt response from the groomer. When I pointed out that this was my second return and the second missed deadline, the groomer proceeded to scream at me from across the salon. Thankfully, the other two groomers stepped in and quickly asked if I'd like to speak to a manager. When he arrived, I explained the situation (having your own children around to watch you in these events is a good balance-check to make sure you don't get too irate). When he heard that one of his employees actually screamed at a customer, he promptly refunded my money, and he informed me in no uncertain terms he would talk to the groomer about her behavior. He was apologetic and polite. Who knows? I may actually give them another shot.
The problem with these situations occurs when a manager chooses to bail out a non-performing employee. They'll make excuses for them. They will defend their behaviors. They'll do everything but make it right. The PetSmart manager could give lessons on service recovery to some of the cubicle dwellers I've seen. I've observed everything from non-performing project resources to ill-tempered CIO's to badly behaving company presidents get away with their antics for years. Those who can make a decision turn a blind eye.
Here is how I choose to deal with the situation:
- Look for patterns of behavior. It's easy to dismiss one or two isolated occurrances, but when the behavior is consistently rearing its ugly head, those in a decision-making capacity cannot ignore the situation.
- Document! Save emails and minutes and performance appraisals... anything that puts the behavior in writing.
- Bottom line analysis. Robert Sutton, author of The No Asshole Rule, recommends calculating the TCA (or Total Cost of Assholes). Show financially how much their bad behavior contributes to the bottom line through missed deadlines or the turnover of others.
- Confront... strategically. Allow higher-ups to see the behavior first-hand. Create situations where the offending party's worst behaviors could demonstrate themselves for others.
- Proceed with caution. The poor performer is being protected for a reason. You can't always get rid of them, but you don't want to destroy your own career in the process. If you're really lucky, you may eventually eliminate both the poor performer and the boss protecting him or her.
Now I wonder if any of the above could be reasons why the Wall Street Bailout failed.

Remember the Muppets?
Teaching a course in Executive Leadership at Drake this semester has been an interesting change of gears from the leadership class I taught last year. I've served in various executive roles and I've been exposed to the good, bad, and ugly of executives in my employee and consulting careers. Still, to many, the executive is that elusive "man behind the curtain" whom nobody really understands. Is he "great and powerful" or just a "humbug"?
It's kind of interesting when God decides he's going to get my attention. I always giggle about the cute devotionals that compare this event with a cool breeze or a gentle touch or a soft whisper. After all, are we talking about the Almighty Creator of the Universe or an air freshening fabric softener? Nope, with me, God pretty much goes full-court press, knock upside the head, "Yeah I'm talkin' to you, what of it?" sort of attitude.
The other night, I had the honor of photographing the annual Red Vs. Blue Bowl. Simply put, the Urbandale Police Department challenges the Urbandale Fire Department every year at a rousing game of flag football. This year, they raised over $13,000 for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. (And for those who care about these fiercely fought contests, Police beat Fire 18-14 to win back the trophy after last year's defeat.)
There were a couple of great editorials in the Wall Street Journal this past weekend (actually, there were a lot of them, but a couple I wanted to hit on specificially). One was an
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Just an FYI: I'll be co-hosting
With our geographically distributed workforces, we're seeing more and more meetings occurring via conference call and webchat. Certainly, the collaboration software industry has exploded over the past 10 years. I'm all for using technology as it is not only more efficient but better from a green/sustainability perspective as well.
In my profession as a consultant, I've found that the mere term conjures up some very powerful images. There's the do-nothing-cut-and-run consultant who promised one thing but couldn't (or wouldn't) deliver. There's the parasite consultant who burrows in and makes himself (or herself) into a can't-live-without-commodity. There's the Eddie Haskell consultant who ingratiates himself to the higher-ups but treats the rest of the staff with disdain.
I've always liked the line from the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy first arrives in Munchkinland and Glinda's first question to her is, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Even Munchkins are curious about new outsiders.
One more night left and then we are DONE with national political conventions for another four years. Still, it has been fun to discuss and debate the candidates and the issues with friends and family. With most people, I find I'm able to have wonderful talks. We don't agree on everything, but we remain logical and respectful of each others' views. Those whom I tend to avoid are the myopically dogmatic types who think that any diagreement is a personal attack on them, their party, their beliefs, their gender, their race, their age, their entire family, and anybody they may have looked at or talked with in the past 20 years.
We've all seen the signs from stores. The ones that intuitively and implicitly say, "Go away, kid. You bother me." Often, companies, departments, and individuals do not even realize they are communicating to their customers their desire to keep them away. Let's face it... taking out the driveway and putting in road-closed signs to force customers to find a different entrance is a little obvious.
I think we've heard this story before: Lonely western man seeks partner for his next great adventure and chooses for his mate a woman who must adjust to a new life. Can she do it? OK, so John McCain chose a woman. And it's been a fight of the media to see which hurricane deserves more attention this holiday weekend: Gustav or Sarah Palin.


